League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

Police

Backwards is Seal-up

More under the language bullshit, police, etc.

by Mineowedwus April 18, 2023

police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017

CATFISH POLICE

Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.

Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Sus Police

(noun) One who prides themself with finding the imposter(s) in Among Us, typically ignoring tasks.

“sus police are kinda sus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020

Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021