iPhobic

Fear of the apple product lines and other copy-cat companies that put an 'i' in front of every product they sell.

G1 "The iChair? What the hell does that even do? What pointless 'i' will they think of next..."

G2 "dude stop hating you are so iPhobic"

G1 *Shoots G2 with an iGun*

by iDictionary January 26, 2009

iphone Loser.

Usually a guy sometimes a girl who shows off his iphone every chance he gets, either buy taking pics with it, shooting videos of him and his friends doing stupid shit or being a complete fag and playing that lame ass Tap Tap revolution and posting his/her score on facebook thinking that everyone will worship the ground he walks on because he has nothing better to do but work on his Tap Tap revolution skills.

Daniel: Dude he is such an iphone loser.

Matt: who?

Daniel: Brian man he just posted his new tap tap revolution score like someone cares.

Matt: Yeah that's pretty much an iphone loser for you.

by nooneshallknow February 9, 2010

iPhouche

A person who thinks having an iPhone makes him more informed or superior to those around him.
A combination of iPhone and douche.

Did you see Jerry whip out his iPhone and correct the clients weather report. What an iPhouche.

by Jett Whitworth January 7, 2008

iPod Blush

An iPod Blush is an event when you are embarrassed by the songs, movies (pr0n), or images located in your iPod. This situation usually arises due to a need to switch from one song to another without realizing that the iPod has a bright up screen which any one around you in a 10 mile radius can see.

(Internal Thoughts) "Dam I hate this song, shit i dont even know why i put it in the first place" "Im going to next this bitch like an out of pocket pimp"

(Michael looking over over your shoulders) "Dam man you listening to that milkshake song again!!?"

Fuck man you making me iPod Blush!!

by S1GN4L March 4, 2008

iPhone

An electronic device spawned from the depths of hell to prey on the idiots of this world that I wouldn't ever want to own even if someone tried to give it to me for free

Random Guy : "Look! I have an iPhone!"

Me : "OMF! Keep that thing away from me!"

by BladiBladiBla March 12, 2013

T.I.P

Thug In Peace - Tupac Shakur. 1971 - 1996 - eternity

when a thug dies u say let that nigga thug in peace,T.I.P

by Sharmarke November 21, 2005

iPad

The next generation of failed expectations, especially in reference to devices ripped from Star Trek.

"I hope the new iCommunicator won't turn out to be another iPad."

by Joshua Fan January 27, 2010