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Interfaps

Refers to the sound made by a male masturbating in front of the internet upstairs in his friend's bedroom while the party's going on downstairs. This is usually followed by public exposure and embarrassment.
The sound is also emitted by any other male masturbating in front of the internet, however these are far less hilarious.
A: "Hey did you see Johnny?"
B: "Uh.. I saw him go upstairs a while ago."
A: "Ok, hey, check out this youtube movie I have on my computer in my bedroom."

(go upstairs, open door)

A: "... holy f*, Johnny!"
B: "OMG.... Interfaps?! INTERFAPS!!!"

( B points and dances)
by Krakens June 5, 2009
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internalationship

The extended time period friends give each other to see themselves in other countless relationships. Remaining friends over the years. Hearing all the talk around the town. But knowing the talkers know nothing about the internalationship between them.
Woman: Exactly how many numbers did you get from those hoochillaz at the bars?
Man: Those dumb broads know nothing about what train was about to hit them. How many guys tried to buy you them drinks woman?
Woman: Wow, I lost count.

Man: Me too.
Woman: How many did you call?
Man: That's the funny part. I never called any of them. I was waiting for you to just give me yours.
Woman: No way, Train you can't handle this. I'm crazy.
Man: I know woman we have that internalationship going on. Let me get that number. Darn it, it's been 9 years.
Woman: You wouldn't call on me. Your bluffing
Man: Look woman I know you better than any man and I know all your secrets too.
(The man has called me every day since then and asked me to marry his crazy butt next year. Some men are worth the wait for. That's why they call him the ETrain.)
by WhodatgrillinSomechickenzBoy February 6, 2010
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internaction

the act of communicating with someone over the internet, largely taking priority over seeing others in non-cyber realities.
'bro, you down to hit the bar tonight!?'
'nah bro- think ill just stay home and find a honey for some internaction.'
by gdef1 January 29, 2010
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Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE)

A virtualized computing environment that lies within an organization's security perimeter, which takes advantage of virtualization technologies to maximize an organization's hardware utilization.

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.
Internal Private Virtualized Environment (IPVE) -

Sometimes referred to as a private cloud.
by Jon-R GCS January 5, 2011
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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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International Hot

A person who is very hot no matter what the location.
by RBJII May 14, 2011
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internal IT

internal IT: I don't have time or the skillz todo what you ask
requester: ?
by cybercyberjesus December 11, 2011
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