International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 02, 2011
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