Interfaps 

Refers to the sound made by a male masturbating in front of the internet upstairs in his friend's bedroom while the party's going on downstairs. This is usually followed by public exposure and embarrassment.
The sound is also emitted by any other male masturbating in front of the internet, however these are far less hilarious.

A: "Hey did you see Johnny?"
B: "Uh.. I saw him go upstairs a while ago."
A: "Ok, hey, check out this youtube movie I have on my computer in my bedroom."

(go upstairs, open door)

A: "... holy f*, Johnny!"
B: "OMG.... Interfaps?! INTERFAPS!!!"

( B points and dances)

Interfaps by Krakens June 5, 2009

interfacial relationship 

A relationship where one individual is much better looking than the other. Due to the disparity in looks, the couple is forced to engage in cross-facial communication.

Amanda, I want you to know that I don't approve of your interfacial relationship with Joe. You are a betty and he is an ogre.

Dude, remember that one time I was in an interfacial relationship with Nam? Everyone looked at us like "what the hell are they doing together?" It was sweet.

Annalyn just doesn't understand me. I think it has to do with our interfacial relationship and how she feels inferior compared to my beauty.

interfacial relationship by hapfrap57 December 26, 2008

interfrastically 

quickly, with haste.

As created by Blackadder (Ink and Incapability)

I shall return interfrastically

interfrastically by James January 26, 2004

Interbase Inheritance 

An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

Public Class NewBase

Private _strName as String

Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property

End Class

Public Interface INewInterface

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

End Interface

Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface

Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub

Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property

End Class

"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"

Interbase Inheritance by Neat Clean Warning Free Coders Ltd August 3, 2007

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008

Interdasting 

A variant of the English word "Interesting" used to convey that, along with interest, there is a degree of curiosity associated with the statement as well.

Person 1: "Wow, did you know that cat urine glows under ultraviolet light"
Person 2: "Interdasting . . . I'll go get the cat"

Interdasting by The Otter Dictionary June 5, 2015

InterFacePlusTubes 

An amalgamation of the words "Internet", "Facebook", "Google Plus" and "YouTube", used as an all-inclusive term to describe the internet as a whole.

Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".

InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.

1) In reference to FEMA's failed Nationwide EAS Test on 9 Nov 2011, via G+

Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.

Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??

2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos

Username: first!

Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O

InterFacePlusTubes by W7ENK January 12, 2012