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Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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Grim Garden

A phrase used to describe a specific kind of place: An idea of a utopia, where everyone is accepted for their individuality so long as it does not impede on other’s. a place where people are relentlessly loyal to who they are; their originality. Creativity, and personality. Never compromising that to appease anyone else.
I want my home to feel like a Grim Garden.
by Dr. Grim October 21, 2019
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The Garden

The best fucking gifting shop in Washington, D.C. Superior service to its clients, the place the garden itself has a really dope vibe. A must see!
I went to the garden and I was gifted…..
by WorldClassStoner November 23, 2021
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Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019
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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.
I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.
by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025
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twat garden

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.
Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.
by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021
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