Imperia

The girl with beauty and misery. Though she seems normal on the outside, on the inside she has the heart of an angel, and the soul of a fighter.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see the new girl today?"

Guy 2: "Yeah we had a good conversation about last weeks project but she never told me her name."

Guy 3: "Must be Imperia."

by XxBojangle May 2, 2012

impure

something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...

a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!

that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!

after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

work impotence

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

by F.Castro March 14, 2009

penis impression

When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.

Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.

by plastikent January 26, 2010

impertinent

Someone in need of having their panties pulled down and their bum turned a rosy red hue.

Talking back at your boyfriend when he is being nice is impertinent.

Some girls like being spanked, and are intentionally impertinent.

Impertinence towards faculty in traditional schools can have dire consequences.

by Melanie5 May 11, 2010

Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.

"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

New Impressionism

New Impressionists are a generation of musicians reacting to their impressions of what rock music was when it was still the most viable genre (1950s-90s in all of it's forms from shoegaze to noise to rockabilly). Some might incorrectly call this reaction post-rock, but that would imply somehow being past or being "over" rock music. Though New Impressionism is different from traditional rock music, it is not about being past or "over" anything. Far from it, the unifying theme is a musical reflection on what New Impressionists perceive the reasons and influences of rock music to be, whether it be concious or sub-concious. Some may even go so far as to live their lives as rock musicians were supposed to have, and to emulate the song structures and instrumental tambres they dabbled in. However, New Impressionist music can actually be quite different or strange, as New Impressionism is about a reaction, not about directly copying - it is an impression of what rock music was, not a snapshot of its exact reality, though some artists do get literal in their reactions and interpretations.

The Black Lips, showcasing New Impressionism, emulate the recording style and song structure of garage rock and the antics of punk heroes of the past.

by Sound is Sonic February 17, 2010