Idiot driver

Drivers that creep their cars out into traffic and have bad depth perception or coordination while operating a motor vehical. They are seen pulling out & STOPPING into 1 or more of the oncoming lane(s) in order to ensure they will be allowed to turn left in a busy intersection.
Or pump slamming the brakes when there is no need to brake AT ALL.

Typically seen in female drivers but there are a select few males that operate their vehicals like so (idiots).

My mom's boyfriend is an idiot driver.

by The_Bread_Winner March 25, 2013

Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

Idiots running around in Walmart

Jimmy and Matt

Jimmy and Matt ran around like idiots running around in Walmart like Miah'.

by Plane boi December 3, 2016

idito

jayme allen

she opened the snap, what an idito

by aman49529 April 17, 2019

Idiocy

When that which you ought to do is not that which you do.

"If only they didn't become as psychotically obsessed as they did over that thing because they wouldn't have a police report on then now if they didn't engage in that idiocy."

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 4, 2020

Idiot

Someone who had to search up idiot on a dictionary.

Your an idiot.

by Who the fuck cares about this October 5, 2020

Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.

The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.

by ljgunner September 8, 2009