how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

Chos before hoes

Prioritizing comedian Margaret Cho before other women

You've got to give Margaret a shot you know the old saying chos before hoes

by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025

Chos before hoes

Prioritizing chores over fraternizing with women

We have to get this done call her later come on chos before hoes

by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025

When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024

Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025