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hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.
We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.
by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015
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Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood
I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?
by Yruey February 28, 2023
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Robin Hood

The act of pulling the duvet over ones head tight like a hood going down on a guy or girl, being sure to keep the hooded legendary appearance dive in between the legs.
I was talking to my friend at the bar and he told me how he went full Robin Hood on this girl. I knew what he meant by the actions.

Guy: have you ever heard of Robin Hood?
Girl: I have green bed sheets, let's go back to my place.
by Davegotwood November 28, 2019
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Hood Panda

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas
by LSwho? November 2, 2012
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Hood Oos

Australian slang used to scare of enemies or to be used as a war cry mid battle used by the elite Australian street fighters
by nawhneg February 17, 2021
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Homo Hood

A very obnoxious, narcustic hoodlum who, enjoys a mans company or penus.
MAN! Did you see that Homo Hood?! I saw him with Darnell just yesterday!
by beatthatjared March 7, 2011
mugGet the Homo Hoodmug.

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
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