founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

founding fuckboy

Alexander Hamilton

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy

by cowlan January 13, 2018

Four Door

A special type of date that is the equivalent to a four course meal. Each "door" will be unlocked as the date continues as it gets more and more complex.

This was by far the most complex part of the Four Door date.

by dan0303 December 17, 2018

Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019

body foul

when a girl has a hot face combined with a nasty banged up body. Usually signified by either little goofy tits with a bony chest or big sloppy flapjack jugs. Also, junk in the trunk(dumpy fat around the thighs)is a major body foul.

I had to throw a yellow flag when the hot girl in the front row stood up because her huge dumpy ass was a major body foul.

by chonger December 8, 2005

laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.

"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"

by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009

Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.

It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016