Piece of skin located at the tip of the penis.
Men who had that piece of their anatomy hacked off (by ignorant parents) tend to desperately rationalize it, and try to convince themselves that it is so much better not to have a whole penis, even though they can't compare. They commonly try to make it look "healthier"; consequently, over the 20th century, circumcision has been said to prevent epilepsy, deafness, masturbation, syphilis, tuberculosis, nervousness, cancer of the prostate/bladder/rectum/tongue, and a lot of other fancy diseases.
Currently some american men tend to act as if they didn't have running water to wash themselves, or as if circumcision had prevented USA from having sky high STD rates. Some american women call an uncircumcised penis "unsanitary" while pee, smegma and vaginal discharges are rotting in the folds of their stinky vagoo.
Men who had that piece of their anatomy hacked off (by ignorant parents) tend to desperately rationalize it, and try to convince themselves that it is so much better not to have a whole penis, even though they can't compare. They commonly try to make it look "healthier"; consequently, over the 20th century, circumcision has been said to prevent epilepsy, deafness, masturbation, syphilis, tuberculosis, nervousness, cancer of the prostate/bladder/rectum/tongue, and a lot of other fancy diseases.
Currently some american men tend to act as if they didn't have running water to wash themselves, or as if circumcision had prevented USA from having sky high STD rates. Some american women call an uncircumcised penis "unsanitary" while pee, smegma and vaginal discharges are rotting in the folds of their stinky vagoo.
I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad I was circumcised at birth! I'm absolutely SURE it sucks to have a foreskin!
by rommo January 8, 2011
Get the foreskin mug.A small town on the outskirts of Raleigh, NC that houses NOTHING to do on a Friday or Saturday night. Used to be a very closed-knit community, but as people started to migrate towards Raleigh, they started heading north to Wake Forest. Now you can find people that clearly don't belong, aka Trophy wives and their two-year-old babies, instead of the amazing Southerners that once inhabited the area. There are three main schools that belong in the Wake Forest Area
Wake Forest*duh*: Mostly drunks. They are in the school that is falling apart and older than dirt itself.
Wakefield: The slut school, where people keep dying left and right because they are drunks as well.
The Franklin Academy: A Luddy school that is super gay and has uniforms. Also, they have some of the most creative yet closed minded people ever.
Places to go in Wake Forest:
The Wake Forest Coffee Company
Cotton Company
Shorties
The Library-if you really are that bored
The Seminary
If you get really crazy you can go on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to run you over. That'll be more fun then you can possibly imagine. And the best thing to do on a Friday Night.
Wake Forest*duh*: Mostly drunks. They are in the school that is falling apart and older than dirt itself.
Wakefield: The slut school, where people keep dying left and right because they are drunks as well.
The Franklin Academy: A Luddy school that is super gay and has uniforms. Also, they have some of the most creative yet closed minded people ever.
Places to go in Wake Forest:
The Wake Forest Coffee Company
Cotton Company
Shorties
The Library-if you really are that bored
The Seminary
If you get really crazy you can go on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to run you over. That'll be more fun then you can possibly imagine. And the best thing to do on a Friday Night.
by slickjane March 24, 2009
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A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008
Get the fonest mug.Forest lake A very Un forest like place which does include a lake is a place where Dreams go to die. Conveniently Located thirty miles north of the twin cities right after 35e and 35w intersection into 35N. If ur unfortunate to have attended the High school there, there is a 67% chance you have a Felony conviction for controlled substance sale or possession and 95% of those set their friends up for heroin sale because they got caught with a weed stem in their car. Full of bitch ass dudes but plenty of good pussy. Nuf said
by James Henry Kyle lopez July 2, 2018
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by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
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by UncutGuy November 8, 2003
Get the foreskin mug.foreskin is what you yell out when playin penis golf right after you been swingin your 9 iron as a warning to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly
i was playin penis golf and swingin my 9 iron when i yelled out foreskin cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my balls were ready to fly
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