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Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 25, 2010
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Pizza Show

The event in which a hot girl orders a pizza and shows up at the door naked, thus giving a pizza show, and making for a very happy delivery guy.
Joe was bragging at work today about his pizza show he got on a delivery last night.
by bigmiketastic88 August 19, 2011
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trunk show

event highlighting a woman's rear end or butt, trunk shows can include twerking, lingerie, thongs and such to highlight the booty. As this is no necessarily a contest, the largest example of a trunk show is the Miss Bumbum contest in Brazil.
That trunk show was the first time I saw a midget balanced on a girls booty.
by KrazzyCosmo August 14, 2014
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Gong Show

1. Title of a schlocky 1970s syndicated series starring Chuck Barris and featuring the dubious talents of Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, The Unknown Comic and many others.

2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.

3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
The Gong Show turned your brains into mush in a half hour.

The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.

The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
by The Real Canadian July 10, 2021
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Earp-show

urp shoh noun: The nickname of someone who's behavior is to the liking of Wyatt Earp when they become intoxicated.
by chilllaxin October 15, 2011
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peep show

To stare or spy on another person for the purposes of spreading rumors.
Nigga, what you lookin' at. This ain't no damn free peep show.
by M!K3 S^C^H^U^TT^3R June 26, 2003
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gong show

a very roudy classroom and bouncy off the walls. Not listening to the teacher, everyones got there own conversation going on. And the teacher can't get anyones attention. Kids running around telling jokes and everything.
kendra and katelyn your turnnig this class room into a gong show.
by Leda December 26, 2005
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