Tweet fluff

A tweet fluff is when a business leader or celebrity tweets positive news about a stock or crypto currency causing it to suddenly rise in value.

Don’t worry about the crypto crash - Daddy Musk will tweet fluff it again and it will recover all of its lost value.

by Urban_Anthropologist June 14, 2022

Bottom Fluff

When one breaks wind and the lint collected around the anus is blown out like a dandelion

Errol has a real bottom fluff issue at the moment, that lint is lingering around longer than the smell of her actual fluff, it’s terrible for my hay fever

by Cheeky Heath August 23, 2022

Bum fluff

Bum fluff is someone with stinky farts and uses all your paint

“Oi ya bum fluff stop using all me tins brah”

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

Butt-Fluencer

An individual, mostly female, (and others who are not actually of the female gender but identify or believe to be one or more of the current genders) who captures still photographs mainly of their very appealing and alluring gluts for social media clicks, likes, product placement and other ways to generate income on the strength of their butt.

"Ana is a butt-fluencer who has over 100,000 likes on Instagram."

by El Gran Tommy September 12, 2022

Rusty fluff

Fluffing a male porn star to full erection after he has performed anal sex in a previous scene.

I won't give you a rusty fluff, you're gonna have to wipe, first.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Flirmi/Fluermi

Ansbacher slang for Vlado or Colin

How are you, Flirmi/Fluermi?

Flirrrrrmi

by flirmi July 16, 2024

Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024