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clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida
John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023
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kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(
by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023
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Girl flu

Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun
I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.
by SaraOscarDictionary November 22, 2024
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India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.
by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024
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Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024
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Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.
Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?
by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023
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Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.
Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
by Bwc21 December 19, 2023
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