Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

flaky

When ya Attitude is Stank. Actin like you dont want to be bothered with nobody or anything they have to say.

1. i act FLAKY when a guy im unattracted to, wont give up

2. ya momma was actin FLAKY because her check aint come in the mail

by k.nicole August 2, 2005

flapjacks

naked jumping-jacks. usually done to a team-mate while he ties up his laces in the locker room.

Ahhh! dude! stop with the flapjacks before i rip your nades off!

by Wahtever May 21, 2003

FlapJacks

When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty

OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

flampy

When a guy receives oral sex while he is sitting on the toilet

I wanted to get nail Susie, but I had to take a shit, and I didn't have much time before I had to be at practice. So Susie gave me a flampy instead.

by Caleb Mandrake May 15, 2006

flampy

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

by Emms76 December 27, 2007

flap

partial skin piece dangling from pubic region that is neither dick nor vagina. is known to bleed from time to time .

t. feely's flap started to bleed so he rung it out like a towel .

by Tyler max tony aj and sean May 6, 2008