pig farmer

at guy that takes care of his man's 'hog' .

eric is christopher's pig farmer

by cramp1 October 3, 2008

Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008

spider farmer

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

by B.Myers August 24, 2005

turkey farmer

a very annoying person who is the leader in a gang because the people in his gang are turkeys
this is a nasty name to call someone, like a snot-rag

go farm your turkeys, u turkey farmer

by pyro November 3, 2004

Grollia Farmer

A mythical Culture who command great respect among the grollia nations, belived to have the power to make humans fall into a state of violent dhieria until dead. nobody has ever seen a Grollia farmer and lived.

Dave: Holy crap bob is that a Grollia Farmer?
Bob: Dont be silly there just a myth
Dave: AH holy Crap my fucking ass!...i cant stop shitting myself!

by Barrygarry January 17, 2009

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

farfenoogen

a farfenoogen is someone who is stupid or idiotic. call someone this when trying to insult them.

"Whatever, you farfenoogen" "You're being a farfenoogen!"

by mommy magdaline April 5, 2010