Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

emu export

coons piss
also known as 'domestic violence in a can'

one of the worst beers in australia makes anyone who drinks it braindead, mostly drunk by abos on pension day

what ya drinkin that emu export shit for

by ?rumpig? July 11, 2007

Exprel

Combination of Excel and spread sheet. I talk too fast and this has popped out more than once. I no longer say "excel spreadsheet". I just say exprel and my co-workers know what I mean.

I can do a vlookup on that exprel later today.

by Ladyomygod September 23, 2009

expresso

an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho August 27, 2016

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Beachline Expressway

A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011