ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

ethan by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan

Loves potatoes is potato king also loves queen

Ethan is nice

Ethan by Hitherehuman March 10, 2019

Ethan

A wonderful person who likes many girls in the class.He has fluffy hair and the colour action is awesome.He has two brothers.It is Awesoem to see him run and jump to see his hair bounce up and down

Girl 1: Look at that Ethan’s hair
Girl 2: IKR it’s so fluffy

Ethan by RANDOMGURLWHOISAWESOME March 14, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very quite guy. Once you get to know him though he is very funny, outgoing, sweet, weird, and more. He gets the ladies with his hair, and is good at sports. They are the kind of guy that will send you weird things out of no where to start a conversation. He will stay up with you till you fall asleep. They are those smart guys but don’t see it themselves. He is one that can stand out in a crowd. Their smile can light up your day. Their laugh is cute they will make you laugh. He has a goofy side and he isn’t afraid to show it. They are those bad boys and class clown in class. If you never met a Ethan you are missing out. If you let an Ethan go, he will be hard to come back around.

“Whoah, did you see Ethan’s hair?”
Ethan- *says something funny*
girl-* laughs*

Ethan by Yoo it’s your girlfriend March 18, 2019

Ethan

A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis

You are such an Ethan faggot

Ethan by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan, were do we start with ethan. He is the type of person that is so very special that you just want to be with him but he ends up with someone else. He is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but can pick the wrong people, he is so cute and his smile is to die for and you just want to be with him

“I really like ethan but he likes her”

Ethan by just your average girl March 24, 2019

Ethan

He’s a bit emo and has a girly scream. He also like playing video games. He references memes A LOT!! Often has side sweep hair. He like girls that have brown hair and weird dads.

Me: Ethan your so weird.

Ethan: No i’M nOt yoU ARe!!
Me*Sigh and shakes head*

Ethan by Addison Silvers March 26, 2019