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fool stack engineer

A backend engineer that fools around with the frontend.
I have a wide array of backend experience but don't hesitate to jump in on frontend projects because I am a fool stack engineer after all.
by foolin-around August 2, 2022
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Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you
Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)
by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020
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CBT Engineer

That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked
by Abnormally large zebra July 25, 2024
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Good Engineer

Someone who makes a bad salesman look good
You can rely on a good engineer to pull it out of their a55 to make the salesman look good
by Paulgt January 14, 2025
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Theusen's Engineers

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.
by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016
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Merlin Vac Engine

They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework
Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit
by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021
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mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.
That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.
by Stinktooth November 2, 2022
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