I have a wide array of backend experience but don't hesitate to jump in on frontend projects because I am a fool stack engineer after all.
by foolin-around August 2, 2022
Get the fool stack engineermug. He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you
by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020
Get the Engineermug. by Abnormally large zebra July 25, 2024
Get the CBT Engineermug. by Paulgt January 14, 2025
Get the Good Engineermug. Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016
Get the Theusen's Engineersmug. by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021
Get the Merlin Vac Enginemug. 1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.
by Stinktooth November 2, 2022
Get the mental engineermug.