Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!

by ECO-AF December 14, 2021

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Nate Edward Smith

The want to be man whore that cant get any women to save his life. He wants a women to show him a little affection but that will never happen

Did you hear about Nate Edward Smith being weird again

by nateedwardsmith May 11, 2022

Malachi Edwards

Black man from New England

Koolaid drinking Malachi Edwards loves white girls

by WatermelonMuncher March 06, 2023

Uncle Edward Jr.

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.

My friends little brother was being a uncle Edward Jr.

by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023

Edwarded

To have a text conversation abrubtly stopped,because one of the recipitents simply stops replying.

"Jimmy edwarded me last night after I asked him out"

by Diabungus December 16, 2022

Edward Capslockhand

A person who types in text in capslock mode only. A reference to famous hollywood movie Edward Scissorhands starring Johnny Depp

A person tweeting caps lock mode,
Me: Hey Edward Capslockhand, no need to shout, i got it

by GivvaPhooks December 15, 2020