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Eddie

Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely Good Men, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent

Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?

2# It's Eddie.

-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Sarah : Guess who I met last night?

Becky : who?

Sarah: Eddie!

Becky : Your so lucky
by EDN08 November 22, 2021
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Eddie

A sexy beast. His bulging muscles and massive whale cock gets all the pussy.
That Eddie guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night.
by dominggg November 22, 2021
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Eddie

Eddie is my friend
by Salieghs_dad November 23, 2021
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Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.
"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"
by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021
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Eddie dear

Frank: hello Eddie dear
Eddie: hello mr frank!
by Eddie_dear_fan June 15, 2024
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Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
by Willyc73 July 10, 2024
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Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.
Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024
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