Eddie

A sexy beast. His bulging muscles and massive whale cock gets all the pussy.

That Eddie guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night.

by dominggg November 22, 2021

Eddie

Name

Eddie is my friend

by Salieghs_dad November 23, 2021

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021

Eddie dear

The mailman from welcome home!

Frank: hello Eddie dear
Eddie: hello mr frank!

by Eddie_dear_fan June 15, 2024

Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective

Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3

by Willyc73 July 10, 2024

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025