Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012

Duffle Bagger

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

by Ramen King November 27, 2012

duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.

"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."

by EquateJersey October 5, 2013

deffocate

To die a slow and painful death in your own filth

I will Deffocate my enemies

by Mr DeffocateYou October 29, 2013

duff it in the shitter

A messy bowel movement that resembles flour pudding. Derived from duff, a flour pudding steamed or boiled in a cloth bag.

I ate too much kimchi, I gotta go duff it in the shitter.

by OneCrayDood January 15, 2014

duff you in

Meaning to beat some one up, to knock some ones ed off or to generally slap them about

For example I will duff you in when you get home cory

You deserve a propa duffing

by Bobz1992 February 7, 2014

duffect

Used when a person is unsure whether the word "effect" or the word "affect" is more appropriate

Do you think the paper I use will duffect the grade I get on my English paper?

by Grammer Hammer February 11, 2014