Dry Spell

Going a long period of time with out any type of coitus/intercourses causing you to act like a hormonal teenager

You might look like a genderbent Walter with wrinkles. I don’t know if it is the 30 year dry spell but that is *DOING IT FOR ME*!

by @TheCrimsonFucker December 24, 2020

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

Dry Ridge

A puny, wretched impoverished city in northern Kentucky that is plagued by pillbillies, methheads, and heroin addicts; a place where hopes and dreams die; a place where a dark gray cloud of despair lingers; a place where desperation fills the air so thickly that it cuts the oxygen off from those who live there and their IQ plummets as a consequence.

Person A: Hey, where are you from?
Person B: I am from Dry Ridge, Kentucky.
Person A: Oh, I know where that is! My methhead uncle overdosed in his section 8 apartment there!

by knowitall2191 October 5, 2021

dry whip

When you're whipping cocaine with littlest water as possible... It gives you a better hold and stick to the baking soda...it will give you a better stretch... Dry whip gets a bad name because it's the opposite from straight drop the more baking soda less the potency

I just dry whipped a 36 to a 56 I stretched it... it's not the best but it's good though it will sale

by Danville VA...Coke Boy August 6, 2021

Dry Canyon

A woman's sexual orifice that has not been used in a while, and therefore becomes dry and dusty.

"Don't go near Lily's pussy, I hear she's got a real dry canyon!"

by thedrummerthing7 September 6, 2013

Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023