pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006

kick the back door in

During sexual activity. A term relating to taking a lady up the back passage.

Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'

'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'

by Beans57 November 7, 2006

Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.

1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈

by Gary the goat October 16, 2014

Open door policy

A phrase that in the perfect world you should be able to talk about any problems you have with your job guilt free.
How it really works come in talk to us and we will fire your ass.

If you have any problems come on in and talk to us we have a open door policy were all one big happy family family.

Jim: my manager is making fun of me.
That manager got a talking to

Now Jim has a write up hours cut and and is on the verge of getting fired

by angry server February 25, 2017

doors vs. wheels

A big fight about whether, there are more doors or more wheels in the world. This argument was started by the twitter user @NewYorkNixon the 5th of march 2022 and since then became a big debate.

A: "Where do you stand in the doors vs. wheels debate?"
B: "Obviously team doors!"
A : "Go fuck yourself."

by Luke.rtg March 10, 2022

A demon at your door

This phrase describes real but typically imagined threats which occur most often at night.

If there is a demon at your door, by morning he won't be there anymore!

by I, Wreckerrr July 22, 2021

Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.

Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ

by MobileKing May 9, 2013