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Donald Trump 

45th President of the United States of America. Coincidently thats the same number of chromosomes he's missing... And humans usually have 46 chromosomes!
"what has Trump done now!"
"He declared nuclear war with Britain when they didn't have apple sauce at the meeting."
"Their mistake, they can't honestly expect him to act rationally without his apple sauce!"
"They need to get a presidential tard tamer because of this! and its coming out of tax payer money!"
"Who voted for Donald Trump!"
Donald Trump by HIVEnation February 2, 2017
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Donald Trump 

A great president that has done more for the black community then blm has. He is probably one of the most underrated presidents from all the nonsense hate he gets
Latrell: you know the man named Donald Trump?
Educated republican: oh ya the most underrated president that loves America unlike creepy joe
Donald Trump by GenZ hater December 2, 2020

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is a dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole bent on keeping Muslims and Mexicans out and overall thinks he is always right and is better than anyone else.
Do not vote for Donald Trump!
Donald Trump by Hillary supporter August 14, 2016

donald trump 

an egoistic bastard that wants to erase taco from existance
Donald trump is president of the United states just for fun
donald trump by knulljonny June 18, 2017

Donald Trump 

The 45th president of the United States of America. He was born on June 14, 1946. By Republicans, he is revered for his qualities of strength as well as his fighting back against Democratic opponents. By Democrats, he is known as the worst president in the history of the United States.
John: Donald Trump is a racist! He calls Mexican immigrants rapists and criminals!
Christopher: He is NOT racist! He only calls the ones who come here illegally criminals!
Donald Trump by The unbiased one October 9, 2020

Donald Trump 

The best President America has ever had! He helps a lot of people. When it comes to Politics, your feelings should not matter. The only thing that should matter is the shape of America. Thsts what donald Trump works on. Yes sir.
Lib: I hate donald Trump he never considers are feelings
Rep: Thats because they dont matter.
Donald Trump by Savannawashere:) November 22, 2021

donald trump 

proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president

"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"

in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...
tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world

tom- thankgod we have harry potter
donald trump by anonymous November 11, 2016