PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
by GankedByBugSplat April 4, 2020
Get the Dolphin mug.The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
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When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020
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A night when 3 weirdos hang out and watch cringy reality shows while talkin nonsense!
Ps: could involve some embarrassment (jeans) or other racial slurs!
Ps: could involve some embarrassment (jeans) or other racial slurs!
by Dophani69 November 18, 2020
Get the Dophani vibez mug.When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020
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