A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
by lunydusterman November 24, 2020
Get the Dirty Shaymusmug. A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!
Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Garthmug. Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
Get the Stack'n Dirtiesmug. by The Real Fish May 26, 2019
Get the Dirty Tadhgmug. A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.
by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Maddemug. by Jamie jokes November 6, 2020
Get the dirty hoopmug. by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Angusmug.