Donkey-Kick-Back 

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

Donkey-Kick-Back by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017

donkey blind 

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

donkey blind by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

donkey loo loo 

a guyanese/carribbean slang for a big penis

Rachel- omg gurl i slept with Travis last night

Patty- omg how are you alive, word on the street he got a donkey loo loo

donkey loo loo by QueenofDicks June 29, 2018

Donkey Dickin 

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

Donkey Dickin by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.

Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars

Donkey wars by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Donkey Lung 

The noise you make when you smoke that good marijuana

That shit will give you the donkey lung

Donkey Lung by Fail12 December 23, 2018

donkey shop 

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

donkey shop by hatfacejones January 16, 2019