Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003

Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.

he’s acting like a certain man

by Thiago silva August 21, 2021

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018

beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.

alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.

by kira l June 21, 2006

Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009

It's curtains

When you shit on someone say this

It's curtains kid

by It's Ebola kid August 7, 2016

meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

by phantom1 June 21, 2009