When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"
(Playing Mario Kart)
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018
Get the insta-cuckmug. A pathetic, subservient, beta MAGA Republican “male” who, like J.D. Vance, would line up to kiss Trump’s flaccid and flatulent ass.
Did you see that 300-yard long line of cucks lined up to kiss Trump’s ass at the Ohio State Fair last summer when it was 98 degrees out? To make matters worse, Trump was oozing milky brown pearls of sweat onto his orange ass-hairs, but the MAGA cucks were still lapping it up.
by Qutiepie October 10, 2022
Get the cuckmug. by dababyaltaccount January 7, 2025
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Get the Cuck Chairmug. by Nay slayer November 13, 2020
Get the Cuckmug. dude 1: hey dude 2 this dumb ass just payed me $50 for him to watch me play valorant on his account
dude 2: what a fucken v-cuck
dude 2: what a fucken v-cuck
by harley thiel March 17, 2022
Get the V-cuckmug. 1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
Get the Tucker Cuckingmug.