crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 30, 2017

the crusty crab

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste March 29, 2018

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rory's goon cave

"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 19, 2025