To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
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Get the Crotch Candy mug.Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017
Get the crotch locked mug.The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
by JucyLay May 17, 2010
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Get the crotch botch mug.The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011
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