Crack Slice 

A slice of pizza with diced tomatoes, bacon, chicken, extra cheese and ranch dressing that happens to have the same addiction as crack cocaine.

My friend pressured me to try the infamous crack slice one day and I've been hooked ever since. Once you sink your teeth into the slice your chasing the dragon, never getting that satisfaction from the first time you experienced it.

Crack Slice by chee chee boy December 27, 2007

Crack Shoot 

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

Crack Shoot by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Crack Circles 

A dog getting a sudden burst of energy and running around in circles.

When taking a dog for a walk and they get these sudden bursts of energy and start running around in circles as if they just consumed a large quanity of crack. Hence these are called "Crack Circles."

Crack Circles by Turd Blossom January 24, 2012

crack ass cracker 

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

crack ass cracker by pink_demon July 21, 2006

Crack Sauce 

a peach colored spicy mayo used on the sushi at Sushi Mac. Goes well with just about anything and is as addictive as crack.

"Do you think crack sauce will go well with this ice cream?"

Crack Sauce by Analogue August 26, 2005

Crack Monkey

A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.

I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.

Crack Monkey by Alena W. April 14, 2006

crack off  

To crack off is to masturbate wank

I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up

crack off by Paticus January 14, 2009