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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
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Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..
Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 16, 2023
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couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.
It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.
by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019
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prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch
by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020
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Couch

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka
by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021
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