by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022
Get the Condomsmug. A condom is a pecado
by Sione4 October 31, 2017
Get the Condommug. Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
Get the the slippery condommug. A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020
Get the condommug. An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
Get the business condomsmug. Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
by XX.SomeGuyOverThere.XXX.Mia May 6, 2019
Get the Condommug. An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
by 8res August 19, 2018
Get the Digital Condommug.