Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)

Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!

by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

Color Shift Paint

Paint on a car that seems to change as it moves.

1:

Peter: WHOA! Did you see that ride?
Johnny: Yea man. Sitting on 26s with custom color shift paint. It changed from blue, to purple, to pink!

2:
Color shift paint make people stop and stare as you go by!

by J. Nsty July 26, 2009

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

COLONOL

Its a term given to the leader in a group of friends

A) Hey COLONOL get over here
B) no you come here
A) ok

by COLONOL Branch January 18, 2010

Colonispy

a disease causing you to only see assholes

Working for the complaint department can cause Colonispy. or "equal opportunity employers are allowed to fire you if diagnosed by a licensed physician as suffering from Colonispy"

by Frisky1525 April 28, 2010

Colourqueen

A girl who is very particular about what colours are called. She will always correct you when you call the colour magenta pink. Or when you call turquoise blue, etc. It may be annoying, but she's right.

Girl: *holds up 2 shirts* Should I wear my blue shirt? Or my pink one?
Colourqueen friend: Neither. Because that's turquoise and that's magenta.
Girl: I forgot I was speaking to a Colourqueen. Should I wear my TURQUOISE shirt? Or my MAGENTA one?
Colourqueen friend: *smiles* Magenta!

by Nethiedarling December 21, 2010