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colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.
"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"
by john March 16, 2003
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Gemma Collins

Z-list celebrity with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance, looks, intelligence and abilities. A repulsive hamplanet who is a complete waste of space.
Q How would you describe Gemma Collins?
A Face of a camel, body of a hippo, brains of a gnat.
by AKACroatalin September 29, 2020
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Gd Colon

Is Very Important
by Braixtomp654 February 24, 2020
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phil collins

A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
by sacko October 18, 2007
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Collingswood High School

Collingswood High School a.k.a. "C-hood" is known for such as pot heads, drinking way too much then fornicateing.Are wrwestleing team is live we never loose our football team sucks.....Lost to audobon FUCKKKK.......ITS pretty sweet partys every weekend usually two a night so people you are with varies....in school its pretty damn ghetto dont get caught saying my nigga if you arent cool with black kids and play sports with them ...youll get shot up....if u do soulja boi people will follow.
Woahh woaaaaaaahhhhh woah Collingswood High School
by kingkongisinthetrunk January 11, 2009
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collin

a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
by ooga_booga July 23, 2011
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colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...
he's being a colonel today.
by dont tell my secret August 22, 2008
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