jackson cobb

Sexiest man alive!

PlAIN SEXY.

"You see Jackson Cobb he is such a thicc boi"

by LOLR3KTXDRARW November 29, 2017

Hot Cosby

When u try n rape or drug someone unwillgly like bill Cosby ahahaaaaa but thats not funny

Man this asshole tried to bust a hot Cosby on my girl bro but I beat his ass rite quick brah or he tried to hot Cosby me

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.

Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 5, 2018

Ty Cobb

An American Major League Baseball (MLB) outfielder, born in rural Narrows, Georgia, with the highest batting average, who, unfortunately, has been slandered as a racist murderer, who would sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players by fake author, who was actually prohibited from ever writing again because of his false claims about Ty Cobb, Al Stump. Those accusations couldn't be further from the truth.

Ty Cobb was the exact opposite of what brainwashed non-researching people call him, Ty Cobb was not a racist murderer, in fact, he constantly advocated the integration of black and white baseball teams and when he died many black people praised him for that. He never stabbed a waited for being black, it was a white guy, a hotel night guard, and he didn't stab him he just scuffled with him. Al Stump was a journalist who didn't like him and made these things up and printed them as facts. He also didn't sharpen his cleats to wound opposing players.

by Comrade Running Bear January 3, 2019

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 24, 2019

Raw Cobbing

When you remove every individual kernel from a cob of corn and stick them in someone's ass one by one. Afterwards, insert the "raw cob" in the person's ass to complete the sex act.

Peter enjoys raw cobbing as it is his kink.

by Pablo the Gablo January 24, 2019

Thicc cobb

An above average sized penis.

Baby Boomer: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink from this Geek Squad and he had a thicc cobb.
Millennial: Nice bro.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 1, 2019