a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys June 12, 2016
Get the Closet Piecemug. by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016
Get the Closet Escapermug. Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018
Get the Closeted Erectosexualmug. When you are so behind on laundry that you have to wear grey sweats-on-grey sweats that you haven’t worn since high school, but religiously wore when you did.
People at my community college I went to high school with probably recognize now that I’m wearing clothes from my closet archives that I wore during my depression.
by mws1eee October 22, 2025
Get the Closet Archivemug. (noun)
1 a : a relationship in which partners
grant permission to borrow contents of
one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,
jewelry, assorted accessories)
: specific items may be off-limits
depending on the terms of each
individual relationship
b : open access to one another's fashion
items: closet contents
1 a : a relationship in which partners
grant permission to borrow contents of
one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,
jewelry, assorted accessories)
: specific items may be off-limits
depending on the terms of each
individual relationship
b : open access to one another's fashion
items: closet contents
//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.
// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!
// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!
// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
by peggle peege December 4, 2020
Get the open closet relationshipmug. A man who thinks he is perfect, big, tough, or any combination of these, but panics at the sight of his own shadow.
"Jonathan, my neighbor, is a closet princess - he acts tough like he's 2Pac, but you come out the bushes on him and he screams like a 4 year old girl and runs away. Yesterday I saw him take out the trash and he looked down on the ground and jumped, dude literally got scared of his own damn shadow."
by AmXtra May 20, 2024
Get the Closet princessmug. A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Bandmug.