the clam

a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.

Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.

by effyxstonem April 20, 2009

clamber down the motleys

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.

"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

Pink Clam

another name for a vagina

I met Maria at the motel and started licking her pink clam.

by 517Houston February 6, 2012

clambaker

well the real meaning is one who bakes clams on a beach, but as I was searching for another word for Fag, this word came up under my search box, so therefore, rather than saying "Hey take your fucking hands off me you fag" you can simply say "hey take your fucking hands off me clambaker"

So therefore, Clambaker means one who is homosexual or just a fucking loser/turd/jackass/cunt/cock and so on.

"Wow Ivin O'brien from the Watertown High School, in Watertown, MA, 02472 is such a fucking clambaker.

by Mourn April 17, 2005

clam factory

A party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of shellfish.

Men often bring along a sausage when visiting a clam factory.

by Berin V. October 17, 2007

Clam Dam

To interfere with a female who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a person of sexual attraction

The feminine form of "cock block"

At the Halloween party, Melissa was about to get Kevin's phone number, when Seth clam dammed her by asking him if she found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Melissa that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Feeling awkward, Kevin walked away as soon as he had the chance.

by Chas Picklewater November 29, 2007

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009