Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

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Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Giant chode by awmm May 21, 2015

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James Hunt Has A chode

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A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

The flap of skin between a penis and a ballsack.
An insult.

My chode itches. Don't be a chode.

chode by graffixchic May 20, 2004

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Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"

Captain Chode is purple with green spots.

chode by Aria Wild February 9, 2004

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A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.

dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.

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