Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011

Minors cave

A perfectly shaped arse

That arse looks like a minors cave

by Cunted March 04, 2023

caitlin cave

A girl who fingers herself with carrot and feeds it to her sister

Wow did you hear about Caitlin cave

by Yanansuckswilly November 07, 2020

National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025

Fap Cave

High intensity paintball

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"

by Moostatio February 15, 2018

rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.

Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.

by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015