Band Camp

Typically a two-week period of the most excruciatingly painful, god-awful exercises known to man. Usually held in the summer at the peak of the hottest weather of the year, mostly held outside, little food or sleep or water involved, many tears are shed, several participants pass out, several are hit with equipment, induces PTSD in all involved, and is usually for high-school marching band students. And I'll be damned if I hear any sort of disrespect toward any marching band kid for complaining about being in pain ever again.

Seriously, it's awful.

Still fun tho.

BAND KID I: Hey! You ready for band camp?

BAND KID II: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAHGHGHAGAGGHHGGGHAHGGAGFGFGFAGFGFAAFGAFFGFFGAGFFAGF

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

ideal camp

what mr. kohlwes wanted me to present but i didn't present it so now he's so fucking pissed

see above

by kwang May 21, 2003

Camp Eberhart

Stuck-up crackerjack luxury hotel-camp where campers are corralled like sheep and heavily regimented. Not to mention that their negligent staff slanders partner camp, Wakeshma, which is resident to a worldly selection of campers and staff, who are much more real and personable than their silver-spoon counterparts.

Camp Eberhart?! That camp was so expensive, and it felt just like school! Lame!

by Truecamper June 2, 2009

Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.

I went to bass camp and it changed my life

by ChuckDC August 3, 2008

Camp Bitches

When you take a girl(s) to an RV and then proceed to fuck them. Also see CB

Let's go to the RV with some Camp Bitches.

by Mike L April 12, 2004

Scissor Camp

Where a young lesbian girl goes to learn how to scissor.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Katherine went to camp?
Person 2: Where did she go? Scissor camp?

by Katherine Deeee January 5, 2009

go camping

1. Intr. V. To communicate to someone else their inablity to identify their sexual orientation; To insinuate that one is questioning their sexuality

2. Intr. V. To begin to question one's sexuality; To consider oneself bi-sexual, when one is really trying to justify if they are more gay or more straight (knowing that bi-sexuality in it's truest form is equal or close to equal attraction to both genders.)

Possible Origin: Movie, "Camp".

Usage: Insinuation of someone else.

1. The students in the classroom suspect that their teacher is gay but is either in the closet or does not want to admit to him/herself that they are gay. The students ask the teacher, "Mr. C, do you want to go camping with us?" Meaning, the students want the teacher to feel comfortable with who they are, be at ease to state whether they are gay, bi, or straight, and talk about the challenges they are going through.

2. "...you know she's gay." "Nah, she's just going camping."

3. What's goin' on wit me, I gotta be goin' camping.

by Dannyinpa May 3, 2006