Mud Flaps

When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.

"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Mud Flaps

A gay persons balls

Check out the mud flaps on him

by Mlcar188 February 4, 2014

mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.

"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"

by lgbitchassholecuntfaggotslut August 8, 2013

mud pole

A white man's penis, used to penetrate a black woman's pussy or asshole. Derrogatory term used to disparage a desperate white man or loser. A nigger lover.

Herman was hangin' out on the south side last night with Shaneequa. The fuckin' mud pole!

by jdog1096 November 10, 2006

Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,

Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor

by ChellChell September 9, 2010

mud tiger

A woman who prefers men that are half asian and half black.

Tiger Wood's wife is a mud tiger.

by CO baller July 6, 2010

river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010