Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.

Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party

by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.

The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!

by Oestegato March 24, 2022

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022

Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.

Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.

by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020

Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.

hey bro, you want a wet burrito?

by VersatileMink May 26, 2024