Bro Hater

A bro hater is commonly known as someone who is the opposite of FTB (For The Boys). Simply put, they are 'Against The Boys', or ATB. They consistently ditch their guys to further their own agenda, especially one involving pursuing (but never attaining) female genitilia.

Bro 1: "Hey, where's Tanner"
Bro 2: "Oh he's a bro hater, don't even bother dude"

or

Bro 1: "Yo, can you imagine being a bro hater like that Tanner kid?"
Bro 2: "No"
Bro 1: "Imagine though.."

by UnholyCannoli69XOwinkyface June 2, 2019

bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

bro sick

when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night

Restaurant

girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.

deprived bro:... nothing just thinking

ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick

by kykymot January 1, 2012

Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

by claiming June 18, 2011

word to bro

word to bro is a prominent slang in new york very similar to word to my mother but instead it’s to your blood brother or a male you’ve grown up with that you consider to be your brother

dd: these dudes really gettin on my nerve word to bro

quan: word to bro y’all buggin out

by onlyyprime April 23, 2023

Suckomo bros

Getting sloppy from the same chick

Damn my nigga jacob and pierce are suckomo bros

by Beef the cake April 25, 2020

Over Broing

When someone is hyped beyond control or is causing too many problems for themself.

Dude, if you don't stop over broing, I'm gonna slap you in the face.

by rocketboy572 August 25, 2020