When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
Get the Food stamp bondage mug.Meaning the what is being said is true and would stake it on a relationship bond hence my word is bond
by rafael e Reyes June 9, 2018
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Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
Get the repairman's bondage mug.Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
Get the Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB) mug.A term finding its roots in the Nation of Islam. The full phrase was "my word is my bond is my bond is my life and before I will break my bond I will give my life." Later on this phrase was shortened to simply "word."
by Avery Booker December 21, 2019
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Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.
Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.
Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
Get the Parked at the Bond’s house mug.When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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