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Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.
Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
by strateShot March 6, 2009
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cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen
"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"
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bowling ball

Hey Deliliah sweety, would u fancy a bowling ball tonight?
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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Blowing bubbles

Used to describe what a girl will be doing afer you ejeculate in her mouth, blowing bubbles with the cum.
Guy 1: So what happened last night dude?

Guys 2: Let's just say I got her blowing bubbles.

Guy 1: OMFG DUDEEE NO WAY!
by ROFLAGE March 30, 2009
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blowing the elf

Smoking, mainly tobacco. When smokers hunch over to light up it looks as if they're performing a service on a small being cupped in their hands. Thus, blowing the elf.

The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.
"Dude, don't blow the elf around me, it smells."
by Sara March 30, 2005
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Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
by Rossoun April 16, 2010
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Bowling Grip

When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.
Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.
by Gumzoobo June 2, 2011
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